About Us

Welcome to the Pointless Merch Store!

 

We are on a mission to help you, the listener, let people know you love Pointless. We have SLAVED over hot printing presses and spent tireless hours designing and sewing just making sure you have enough Pointless merch to cover your backs. The LEAST you guys could do is spend a few bucks on one, two, or twenty shirts?

 

The fact of the matter is that Kevin loves you all very much, but podcasting is serious money. Kevin has to drive his Audi all the way to the studio to do the podcast. That takes PREMIUM gasoline. And there is a Jamba Juice on the way to the studio, how is he NOT going to stop and get something? The point is podcasting takes serious funds, and every dime you greedy audio pirates steal from him, is another meal stolen right out of the mouths of his 6 adopted, malnourished West African children. Are you happy now?

 

You can still help though. You can change your ways now and transform yourself from a podcast-stealing orphan killer, into a belly rubbing, into a Cyborg Jesus worshiping, blood red American hero of the Pointless podcast!

 

Proceeds go towards making sure Kev's adopted West African child TayTay gets food in his tum-tum and all artists get get a share of sales of their designs. 

 

Also if Kevin ever catches you without a Pointless shirt on, you better hope you know how to dodge a scissor kick.